Father : Tumhare Result ka kyahua

Father : tumhare result ka kyahua.. ??...
Son : headmaster ka beta fail ho gaya......
Father : aur tum.. ??...
Son : doctor ka beta bhi fail ho gaya......
Father : aur tumhara result kaisa aaya.. ??...
Son : wo lawyer ka beta bhi fail ho gya.....

Father : kamine main tera pooch raha hoon........

Son : to tum kaun se rajnikant ho.. ??
Tumhara beta bhi fail hai...