Favourite Patients 4 surgeons sat around discussing their favourite patients type

Favourite patients

4 surgeons sat around discussing their favourite patients type.

1st surgeon: i like operating on librarians. when you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order.

2nd surgeon: i like operating on accountants. when you open them up, everything is in numerical order.

3rd surgeon: i like operating on electricians. when you open them up, everything is color coded.

The 4th surgeon: i like operating on politicians.

The other three look at each other in disbelief.

He continues: because they're heartless, gutless, spineless, and the butts & brains are interchangeable.