Gaanv Mein Ladke Ki Shadi Tay Hui

Gaanv mein ladke ki shadi tay hui,
Vo apne sasur ko bola.
Ladka: “sasur ji,
Mujhe dahej mein ek motorcycle bhi chahiye”
Sasur gusse se bhadakta hua bola:
“bh@nsdi ke, tere ko sare gaanv ki taxi de di,
Aur tujhe ab bhi motorcycle chahiye“