Girl: Kal mein tumhare liye rakhi layi thi

Girl: kal mein tumhare liye rakhi layi thi.
Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi?
Clasic ans:
Boy: agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen legi?
Baaaaat karti hai
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Tyohar to aate hi rehte he...pagli..