Height of work pressure in software industry : I was flashing my ID card instead

Height of work pressure in software industry :

I was flashing my id card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.
Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants and as i finished i started walking towards the wash basin with plates in my hand.
Once i was on call with my father and mom was not around. i went on to ask, "why is she not attending the weekly status call?"
I don't login to facebook, youtube, etc.. at my personal internet connection at home... thinking it will be blocked any way. till i realize that i am at home.
Once after talking to one of my friends i ended the conversation saying, "ok bye... in case of any issues will call you back"
Sometimes when i mistakenly delete a message from my mobile, i hope for a second, maybe it's in the recycle bin !
Once i went to a pharmacy and asked for a tab. pharmacist asked whether i want 250mg or 500mg? i replied 256mb. thank god he didn't notice.
After a hectic week, went to a movie. in the middle of the movie, when i wanted to check the time, i kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the theater screen.

So avoid working so hard !
Have a great work-life balance.

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An employee opens his tiffin box on the road side to see, whether he is going to office, or coming back from office.