HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIES OF INDIA : Scenario 1 : Two guys are fighting &

How to identify different cities of india :

Scenario 1 : two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on..?
That's mumbai..?

Scenario 2 : two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.. the first two get together and beat him up..?
That's delhi.

Scenario 3 : two guys fighting and third guy comes from a nearby house and says "don't fight in front of my place, go somewhere else." ?
That's bangalore.. ?

Scenario 4 : two guys fighting third guy comes along with a carton of beer.. all sit together drink beer and abuse each other and go home as friends..?
You are definitely in goa...??


Scenario 5 : two guys are fighting. both of them take time out & call their friends on their mobiles.. ? now 50 guys are fighting..
You are in punjab.?

Scenario 6 : two guys fighting. third guy comes and shoots both of them.. ??
You are in bihar..

Ultimate scenario: two guys are fighting. a crowd gathers to watch.. a guy comes along and quietly opens a tea stall there ?
That's kerala.????