Funny I helped my neighbour out with something this morning and she said to me by Diksha I helped my neighbour out with something this morning and she said to me, "i could marry you".I couldn't believe it... you do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return!FUNNY JOKES AND CHUTKULE - I helped my neighbour out with something this morning and she said to me I helped my neighbour out with something this morning and Show More Jokes 2 Points 0 Comments TagsEnglish Jokes Funny Jokes