I met one of my Maths teacher yesterday

I met one of my maths teacher yesterday. we greeted and she asked me directions to the state bank of india. i told her make a 299 degrees turn and walk for 290 meters, then subtend the angle of x using pythagoras theorem and round bit up to the nearest degree using tan ∆. from that point, draw a parabolic curve and walk 342 meters on its major axis and bisect the straight road at an obtuse angle. that's where the bank is.

Let her feel what i felt when i was in school...