laws Which Newton Forgot To State :-P : Law of queue: If u change queues

Laws which newton forgot to state :-p :

Law of queue:
If u change queues, da one u have left will start to
Move faster than da one u r in now !

Law of telephone:
When u dial a wrong number, u never get an
Engaged one !

Law of mechanical repair:
After ur hands become coated wid grease, ur nose
Will begin to itch ;->!

Law of workshop:
Any tool, wen dropped, will roll to da least accessible
Corner !

Bath theorem:
Wen da body is immersed in water, da telefone
Rings !

Law of encounters:
Da probability of meeting sumone u know increase