Man: Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself

Man: doctor i have come on vacation for a month so that i can get

Myself treated fully within this period.

Doctor: i think you should go to the doctor opposite to my clinic, see

That board.

Man: no, doctor, i have come to you. only

Doctor: but, gentleman i am a veterina
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ry doctor. i am an animal

Specialist. i do not treat human beings.

Man: i know, doctor very well and that is why i have come to you only.

Doctor: i cannot, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like

Me which means you are a human being and not an animal.

Man: i know i am a human but listen to my complaints first:

Doctor: ok. tell me.

Man: i sleep vigilantly like a dog thinking about my workload whole

Night.

I get up in the morning like a horse

I go to work running like a deer

I work all the day like a donkey

I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.

I wag my tail in front of all my bosses

I play with my children like a monkey if i get time.

I am like a rabbit before my wife

Doctor: do you work in gulf?

Man: yes

Doctor: instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are working in gulf.
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