Maths Ki Teacher Ne Santa Se Puchha

Maths ki teacher ne santa se puchha,

Teacher: “5 – 5, kitne hue?”

Santa chup chaap baitha raha aur kuchh nahi bola,

To teacher ne desi tareeke se puchha.

Teacher: “agar tere paas 5 bhature hain
Aur main tere 5 bhature le lun
To tere paas kya bacha?”

Santa: “madam ji, chholle.