ME and MY MOTHER IN LAW

Me and my mother in law ...

When i take a long time to finish,
I am slow,
When she takes a long time,
She is thorough

When i don't do it,
I am lazy,
When she does not do it,
She is busy,

When i do something without being told,
I am trying to be smart,
When she does the same,
She takes the initiative,

When i make a mistake,
I am an idiot.
When she makes a mistake,
She's only human.

When i am out of the house,
I am wandering around.
When she is out of the house,
She is socially active.

When i am one day sick,
I am always sick.
When she is a day sick,
She must be very stressed.

When i plan a function
I m wasting money, when she plans,
She is a good host.

When i do good, its my duty,
When she does, she is doing a great favour.


Dedicated to all married daughter in laws ?