MUSAFIR: Beta Ap Muje Thoda Sa Pani Pila Denge

Musafir: beta ap muje
Thoda sa pani pila denge?

Bacha: agar lasi ho jaye
To
Musafir: tab to bahut hi
Acha hoga

Bacha lasi le aya
Musafir ne 5 lote lasi
Pene k bad bache s
Pucha: kya tumhare ghar
M koi lasi nai peta?
Bacha: pete to sub h
Lekin aj lasi me chuha
Gir gaya tha aur usi m
Mar gya tha
Musafir n guse me lota
Zamin par de mara
Bacha rote hue
Bola:mummy inhone lota tod diya.
Ab hum potty karne kya lekar jayenge
Musafir fainted!