Santa Ka Ek Dost Bahut Bade Shopping Maal Mein Salesman Tha

Santa ka ek dost bahut bade shopping maal mein salesman tha,
Ek din santa ne usko bola.

Santa: “yaar koi aisi scheme nahi hai,
Jismein 5000 rs ki khareed par sex free ho?”

Uska dost hairan hote hue santa se bola:
“abe tujhe nahi pata kya,
Ye scheme to last month thi,
Aur babhi ne to iska fayda pure 8 baar uthaya“