Santa Ki Shaadi Ke 3 Mahine Baad Hi Beta Ho Gaya

Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.

Santa: “ye hamara bachha 3 mahine baad kaise ho gaya? aur logo ka to 9 mahine baad hota hai?”

Biwi: “aaap bhi na.. ye batao aapki shaadi ko kitna time hua hai?”

Santa: “3 mahine”

Biwi: “aur meri shaadi ko?”

Santa: “3 mahine”

Biwi: “aur hamara bachcha kitne time baad hua?”

Santa: “3 mahine baad”

Biwi: “total kitne months ho gaye?”

Santa khushi se: “oh shit yaar, samay ka pata hi nhi chala.. sorry janu mene tumpar shak kiya“