Sir: Ager tum 1jungle mein ho or wahan sheir aa jaye to tum kya karo

Sir: ager tum 1jungle mein ho or wahan sheir aa jaye to tum kya karo ge?

Boy: main darakht per charhon ga

Sir: ager wo sheir darkhat per b aa jaye to?

Boy: main pani mein kood jaun ga

Sir: ager wo pani mein b aa jaye to? . . .

Boy: ustad g.. sheir nal pen viyai hai jo odi side le rae o…