Superb Definitions

Superb definitions...!

School- a place where papa pays 'n son plays.

Life insurance- a contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.

Nurse- a person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.

Father- a banker provided by nature.

Experience- the name men give to their mistakes.

Atom bomb- an invention to end all inventions.

Smile- a curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Compromise- the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears- the hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power..!!