Teacher (baccha se): Agar ek nimbu ka ped samundar ke beach me hai to tum

Teacher (baccha se): agar ek nimbu ka ped samundar ke beach me hai to tum usme se nimbu kaisa todoge?
Baccha: me chidiya ban kar jaunga aur tod ke launga
Teacher: tumko chidiya kya tumhara bap banayega
Baccha: to samundar ke beach nimbu ka ped kya
Tumhara bap lagayega.