Terrible english by PT sir: 1) There is no wind in the football

Terrible english by pt sir:

1) there is no wind in the football.

2) i talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?

3) you rotate the ground 4 times.

4) you go and understand the tree.

5) i’ll give you slap.

6) bring your parents and your mother and especially your father.

7) close the window airforce is coming.

8)i have two daughters and both are girls.

9) stand in a straight circle.

&the best one…

10)why is the haircut not cut? …