Funny The police just pulled me over and said by Diksha The police just pulled me over and said, "papers?"I said, "scissors, i win!" and drove off.I think he wants a rematch - he's been chasing me for 45 minutes!FUNNY JOKES AND CHUTKULE - The police just pulled me over and said The police just pulled me over and said, "papers?" i said, "scissors, i win!" and drov Show More Jokes 2 Points 0 Comments TagsEnglish Jokes Funny Jokes