Funny Three things are guaranteed in the life of a husband: by Diksha Three things are guaranteed in the life of a husband:1 sunrise2 sunset3 your wife's mad at you for a reason unknown to youFUNNY JOKES AND CHUTKULE - Three things are guaranteed in the life of a husband: Three things are guaranteed in the life of a husband: 1 sunrise Show More Jokes 2 Points 0 Comments TagsEnglish Jokes Funny Jokes you don't wanna miss this Wife: my husband is like a 1960 model cadillac. It's my wife's 60th birthday next week. i asked her what she would like....... My wife just looked at me & told me i'm looking smart. she also brought me coffee & so....... When a married man says he's good in bed, what he m....... Pro tip: Floppy disk: 1.4 mb