TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer: Q: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate ho

Tv anchor interviewing a farmer:

Q: aap bakre ko kya khilate ho?

Farmer : kaale ko ya safaid ko?

Anchor: safaid ko...

Farmer : ghaas...

Anchor: aur kaale ko?

Farmer : use bhi ghaas hi khilata hu.....

Anchor: inhe baandhte kidher ho?

Farmer : kise kaale ko ya safaid ko?

Anchor: safaid ko.....

Farmer : bahar ke kamre mein

Anchor: aur kale ko?

Farmer : use bhi bahar ke kamre mein......

Anchor: aur nehlate kaise ho?

Farmer : kise kale ko ya safaid ko?

Anchor: kaale ko......

Farmer : pani se

Anchor: aur safaid ko?

Farmer : use bhi pani se.

Anchor ghusse se:
Kamine, jab dono ke saath sub-kuchh ek jaisa karta hai toh mujhse baar baar kyu puchhta hai, "kaala ya safaid?"

Farmer : kyu ke safaid bakra mera hai.......

Anchor: aur kala?:

Farmer : woh bhi mera hi hai.......!