*woke up* *looking awkwardly at everyone * Mom- uth gya

*woke up* *looking awkwardly at everyone *

Mom- uth gya?

Me- haanji

Mom- sharam nahi aati itni late uthata hai, itna mota ho gaya ho hai, tere dost tujhe chidhate nhi hai kya?

*after taking bath*

Mom- beta breakfast karlena, lo parantha.

Me- *eats 1, eats 2, eats 3*

Mom- aajkal tu khana theek se nahi khata, dubla ho jayega toh log kya kahenge.