Yesterday i was having a conversation with my best friend

Yesterday i was having a conversation with my best friend.
Me : bhai maine us ladki ko bata diya ki tu uska number maang raha tha.
He : bhai kitna kamina hai tu, kameenepan ki bhi hadd hoti hai
Me : bhai lekin meri koi hadd nahi hai. mai duniya ka sabse kameena dost hu. mai single hu, to tu bhi single hi rahega.
He :