Naughty Dave: I ran a half marathon by Diksha Dave: i ran a half marathon. milly: but you said that you are preparing for a full marathon. dave: but it sounds better than saying i quit halfway through a marathon.NAUGHTY JOKES AND CHUTKULE - Dave: I ran a half marathon Dave: i ran a half marathon. Milly: but you said that you are preparing for a full marathon. Show More Jokes 2 Points 0 Comments TagsEnglish Jokes Naughty Jokes you don't wanna miss this Wife : q g roz subh mere chehre pe pani dalte ho?....... Police: why didn't you report your stolen credit card?....... Science teacher:....... Bhagwan kahte hain udaas....... Universal truth..!!....... Gabbar : kitne aadmi the ?.......