Ek Baar Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath Jaa Raha Tha

Ek baar santa apni biwi ke saath jaa raha tha,
Raste mein usse ek dost mila
Jisse police ne pakda hua tha.

Santa ne usse puchha: kya hua?
Dost: mene apni biwi ko maar dala
Santa kuch sochte huye: saza kya mili hai?
Dost: 6 hafte
Santa: bass yaar, 6 hafte
Santa ne aav dekha na taav fatafatt
Police ki gun lee or apni biwi ko maar dala
Dost rote hue: abe sale,
Yeh tune kya kiya?
Puri baat to sunta,
6 hafte baad muje phaansi ha.