Ek Kasai Chicken Kabab Bectha Tha

Ek kasai chicken kabab bectha tha.
Weh milawat ke iljam mein pakda gaya.
Adalat mein usne qabul kiya ki weh
Murge ke meet mein kisi aur ka meet milata tha.

Judge : aur kis chij ka meet ?
Kasai: kutte ka hujur.
Judge: kitni milawat karte the.
Kasai: barabar ki
Judge: kya matlab?
Kasai: ek murga,
Ek kutta