Ek tapori bank me gya or bola Bhench*d mere ko A/C kholna hai

Ek tapori bank me gya or bola
Bhench*d mere ko a/c kholna hai,
Lady=tamiz se baat kijiye,
Man:tamiz ki maa ki ch*t
Account kon kholega vo bata,
Lady manager ko complaint karne gai,
Managr : kyu batamizi kar rahe ho ha,
Man: batamizi kee ma ka bh**da bhadve,
Meri 100 crore kee lotry lagi hai, battao account kon kholega,
Manager: arey sir ap bhi kaha is ra*di se baat kar rahe ho, mai yha kya maa ch*dw*ne baitha hun. plzz come sir