Story: Once a boy was smoking at airport

story: once a boy was smoking at airport

Girl asked: 1 din me kitne cigrette peete ho?

Boy:bachpan se roj 4.

Girl: agar ab tak zindgi me cigrete pe kharch kye hue paise bachate to samne khari hui bmw car tumhari hoti.

Boy: aap cigrete peeti hein?

Girl: no

Boy: to kya wo car apki hai?

Girl: no

Boy: thanks for advice, wo car meri hi hai.

moral: zyada lecture dene se bezzti bhi ho sakti hai.