Teacher:1 Savaal

Teacher:1 savaal.
Ek dal par 5 chidiya baithi ho aur
Tumne unme se 1 ko pathhar mar k gira dia
To kitni chidiya bachegi.?
Pappu: koi nahi.sab ud jayengi
Teacher: nahi.4 bachegi
Par tumhari soch mujhe pasand ayi
.
Pappu: mam mera b 1sawal he
3 ladkiya icecream kha rahi he
.
1st chaat k
2nd kat k
Aur
3rd chos k
.
Konsi shadi shuda he?
.
Teacher(sharma ke)
Jo choos rahi he
.
Pappu: ji nahi jiske gale me mangalsutra he
Par apki soch b mujhe pasand aayi...