Naughty The briefcase and the miniskirt Different nationalities by Diksha The briefcase and the miniskirtDifferent nationalities, different reactions,different consequences... Tokyo, japanA man was walking past a young girl, when a jagged edge of his briefcase accidentally tore her mini skirt. Before the man could apologize, the girl bowed deeply, and said,?I humbly apologize for this error. the quality of my skirt is not good.? Then she took out a pin, put the skirt back together and left. New york, usaBefore the man could react, the woman pulled out a business card and gave it to him saying, This is my lawyer's card. he will contact you about this sexual harassment matter. see you in court, buddy!?London, englandBefore the man could react, the girl quickly covered the torn spot with a newspaper, and said with a blush on her face, Do you mind taking me home, sir? i live not far away.? The englishman took his jacket off, put it on her, called a cab and took her home safely. Paris, franceBefore the man could react, the girl murmured with a smile,A red rose can best convey your apology, monsieur.? The frenchman bought her a rose, and then they went to a nearby cafe, drank some wine, and left.Sydney, australiaBefore the man could apologize, the girl turned around, took out a hunting knife, ripped the side of his trousers and said; "ok, now we're even, mate", and then they both went off to down a few pints of amber nectar together.Shanghai, chinaBefore the man could say anything, the police came and took him away to labor camp New delhi, indiaBefore the man could apologize, arnab goswami was on times now tv, yelling, "times now is the first tv channel to bring you this outrageous event. this is a times now exclusive. we assure you, we shall track this sordid story to the very end. the nation is watching ! the pm must answer !" ??NAUGHTY JOKES AND CHUTKULE - The briefcase and the miniskirt Different nationalities The briefcase and the miniskirt different nationalities, different reacti Show More Jokes 2 Points 0 Comments TagsEnglish Jokes Naughty Jokes