Santa was staying in a hotel before he went to bed

Santa was staying in a hotel before he went to bed, he phoned down to reception.

"hi, this is room 319. can i have a wake-up call, please?"

Receptionist: yes sir... you're in your 50s, overweight and balding, and have achieved nothing in life!
SANTABANTA JOKES AND CHUTKULE - Santa was staying in a hotel before he went to bed Santa was staying in a hotel before he went to bed, he phoned down to recep

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