Santa dabang dekh ker aaya

santa dabang dekh ker aaya,

school mei…

sir: santa tumhare sare ans. galat hn,

Marks de to kahan?

santa: kamal karte hai sirji, marks hi to mang rahe hai,chup chap de do warna thappad mar k b le sakte hai.

sir: badtamiz

Kya bak rha hai?

santa: badtamiz se yaad aya sir, apke papa kaise hai?

sir: nikal ja class se!

santa: chup chap se marks de do sir, warna ans sheet me itne chhed karunga, ki confuse ho jaoge ki marks kaha de aur zero kahan!!