SantaBanta A tourist stopped his car on the road and asked Santa as to how far it was to Bhathinda by Viraaj A tourist stopped his car on the road and asked santa as to how far it was to bhathinda.Santa replied, "it's 24,999 miles the way you're going, but if you turn around it ain't but four!SANTABANTA JOKES AND CHUTKULE - A tourist stopped his car on the road and asked Santa as to how far it was to Bhathinda is a great joke about santa jokes in u Show More Jokes 2 Points 0 Comments TagsEnglish Jokes SantaBanta Jokes Santa Jokes In UrduSanta Jokes Santa Banta JokesJokes Turn Sour