ANYTHING TO DECLARE JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Boy: I love you.
Girl: Babaji ka Thullu.
Boy: I'll die for you.
Girl: Babaji ka Thullu.
Boy: I can't live without you.
Girl: Babaji ka Thullu.
Boy: I can do anything for you.
Girl: Babaji ka Thullu.
Boy: I'll give you a diamond ring.
Girl: Really?
Boy: Babaji ka Thullu!

Teacher: I'm sorry to hear about your Uncle. What did he die of?
Pappu: I don't know, but apparently it wasn't anything serious.