ASKED MARATHI JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

How did Paul Octopus die?
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He was asked to predict Rajnikanth's death.

31 Dec 2017English JokesRajinikanth Jokes

Teacher: How do you spell "crocodile"?
Pappu: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L."
Teacher: No, that's wrong.
Pappu: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes

Banta apna mobile samundar ke
pani me phekakar bolta hai,
“Aja, upar aja”.
His friend asked,
“Pani me se upar kaise ayega?”.
banta- Kyo nahi ayega, DOLPHIN hai.

23 Aug 2008Hindi JokesSantaBanta Jokes

Husband: I found Aladin’s lamp today.

Wife: Wow, what did u ask for darling??

Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..

Wife: Oh.. Jaan.. Love u so much.. Did he do that??

Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn’t apply on zero.

06 Jun 2014English JokesNaughty Jokes