The temple Pujari came very close to Banta and asked, "Got Rum?" Banta: Yes, Old Monk. Pujari became angry and Banta was thrown out of the temple. Later Banta realised that Pujari was asking about his "GOTRAM"!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes
I went to the Bhelwala asked him for a 'Bhel'. Asked him Zara Jaldi Dena. He told me, "Saab Bhel Hai 'Bail' Nahi. Time Lagegaa"!31 Dec 2017English JokesHinglish Jokes
After being nicked twice by the barber's razor, Banta asked for a glass of water. "Sorry, Sir!", said the barber. "Is there a hair in your mouth?" Banta: No, I want to see if my neck leaks!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes