ASKING JOKES TAGALOG JOKES AND CHUTKULE

The temple Pujari came very close to Banta and asked, "Got Rum?"
Banta: Yes, Old Monk.
Pujari became angry and Banta was thrown out of the temple. Later Banta realised that Pujari was asking about his "GOTRAM"!

Santa: I got a call from a charity asking me to donate some of my clothes for starving people throughout the world.
Banta: So you did?
Santa: No, I told them to get lost.
Banta: That was rude.
Santa: No way, anybody who fits into my clothes can't be starving!

Pappu: Please give 500 rupees.
Jeeto: Money doesn't grow on trees.
Pappu: I am fully aware of it. That's why I'm asking you for it.