BACHA FUNNY JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Doctor: Agar Mareez Ko Ek Ghanta Pehle Le Aate Toh Hum Isse Bacha Lete...
Santa: Saale Aadhe Ghante Pehle Toh Accident Hua, Ek Ghanta Pehle Kya Jabardasti Laate

Doctor: Bachche Ko Paani Dene Se Pehle Ubaal Lena Chahiye!!
Santa: Lekin Doctor Saab Ubaalne Se Bacha Marr Toh Nahin Jayega??

Santa: Jito Na Hoti To Aaj Main Na Hota Uske Ek Nirnay Ne Meri Jaan Bacha Li
Banta: Aisa Kya Kaha Usne?
Santa: Vo Boli "Papa Goli Mat Chalana"A

Pathan Ne Dariya Men Dubte Hue Ek Bachche Ko Bacha Liya Aur Thodi Der Baad Dubara Dariya Me Fenk Diya! Ek Rahgir Ne Karan Pucha To Pathan Bola Ke Purani Kahavat Hai "Neki Kar Dariya Me Daal!"

Gin Kar Laye The Jitane Sukoon Ke Pal Khuda Se;
Sare Bacha Le Jaunga Vapas
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Shaadi Jo Ho Gayi Hai

Aaj Ka Gyaan:
Chahe Kitni Bhi Mountain Dew Pi Lo Lekin Bhul Kar Bhi Bivi Se Juban Ladane Ka Risk Mat Lena Kyonki..
Bivi Se Mountain Dew Bhi Nahin Bacha Payegi