BACHO KE LIYE JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Ek Din Ek Aadmi Doctor Ke Pass Check Up Ke Liye Geya.
Doctor: Aapko Aaram Kee Sakht Jarurat Hai.
Ye Neend Kee Goli De Raha Hun, Ek Subah Aur Ek Sham Ko Apne 'Whatsapp' Group Members Ko Khila Dena!

Zindagi Ke Liye Dil Ki Zarurat Hai;
Dil Ke Liye Khushi Ki Zarurat Hai;
Khushi Ke Liye Achee Dost Ki Zarurat Hai;
Aur Achhe Dost Ke Liye...
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Oh My God... Sabko Meri Zarurat Hai!

Banta: Yaar Santa Agar Hum Marne Ke Baad Narak Men Gaee To Kya Karenge?
Santa: Kya Karenge Matlab?
Banta: Matlab Hamen To Narak Ke Bare Men Kuchh Pata Hi Nahin Hai
Santa: Oye Yah Jo Shadi Hoti Hai N Yah Aadmi Ko Narak Ka Anubhav Dilane Ke Liye Hi Hoti Hai

Santa (Taxi Driver Se): Siddhivinayak Mandir Jaoge Kya?
Taxi Driver: Ha Sahab Jaunga
Santa: Thik Hai Vapsi Men Mere Liye Prasad Lete Aana

Santa Doctor Ke Paas Chek-Up Ke Liye Gaya
Doctor: Tumhara "Lever" Sujh Gaya Hai
Santa: Matlab Ab Isme Jyada Sharab Ki Jagah Ban Gayi Hai

Mat Puchha Kar Mujhse Ki Tum Mere Kya Lagte Ho;
Dil Ke Liye Dhadkan Zaroori Hai Aur Mere Liye Tum!