BAHUT ACHE JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Banta: Yaar Tumhara Beta Bahut Bigad Gaya Hai Gandi-Gandi Galiyan Bakta Hai
Santa: Abhi Uski Umra Hi Kya Hai? Jara Bada Hone Do Fir Achchhi-Achchhi Galiyan Bakega

Santa Doctor Ke Paas Gaya
Doctor: A Gae Badi Umra Hai Tumhari - Main Abhi Tumhe Yaad Kar Raha Tha
Santa: Achchha Bahut Umra Hai To Main Jata Hun Ilaj Se Kya Fayda

Bhartiya Mata-Pita Ka Sabse Common Dialogue
Dimag Toh Bahut Hai Iska Bas Padhai Pe Dhyan Nahi Deta!

Banta: Yaar Tumhara Beta Bahut Bigad Gaya Hai Gandi-Gandi Galiyan Bakta Hai
Santa: Abe Nahin Vo To AIB Men Jane Ki Taiyari Kar Raha Hai

Koshish Bahut Ki Humne Samajhdaar Banne Ke;
Lekin Khushiyan Hamesha Fuddupanti Karne Se Hi Mili!

Wife: Tum Sharaab Mein Bahut Paise Barbaad Karte Ho, Ab Band Karo.
Husband: Aur Tum Jo Beauty Parlour Mein 5000 Ke Kabaad Karke Aati Ho Uska Kya?
Wife: Wo To Main Tumhein Sundar Lagu Isliye.
Husband: Pagli, Main Bhi To Isliye Peeta Hun Ki Tu Mujhe Sundar Lage!