BAHUT GANDI JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Santa: Yaar Meri Bivi Gussa Bahut Karti Hai
Banta: Meri Bivi Bhi Pahle Bahut Gussa Karti Thi Ab Nahin Karti
Santa: Aapne Kya Ilaaj Kiya?
Banta: Ek Din Bahut Gusse Men Thi Maine Kah Diya Ki Budhape Men Gussa A Hi Jata Hai Bas Vah Din Hai Aur Aaj Ka Din Hai Tej Avaz Men Bhi Baat Nahin Karti

Koshish Bahut Ki Humne Samajhdaar Banne Ke;
Lekin Khushiyan Hamesha Fuddupanti Karne Se Hi Mili!

A Starbucks opened in Hyderabad.
Waiter: Kya Hona?
Customer: Latte?
Waiter: Hau Latoon. Ab Kya Hona Bolo?
Customer: Waiter, Cappuccino.
Waiter: Kaiku Doosro Ke cuppa Chinu, Andar Bahut cuppa Hain.
Customer: Ek Mocca Hona.
Waiter: Mauka Sab Ku Hona Life Mein Ek Baar. Ab Kya Hona Bolo?
Starbucks closed!

Santa Ke Ghar Mehman Aaye
Santa: Kya Lenge Chay Ya Kofi?
Mehman: Ji Nahin Bahut Garmi Hai Kuch Thanda Hai?
Santa: Ha Hai Na Thanda Kapde Utar Ke Farsh Pe Let Jao Bahut Thanda Hai

Policemen don't use Nikon cameras... beacuse Canon ke hath bahut lambe hote hain!

Mini: Main Padosi Se Pyar Karti Hu Aur Uske Sath Bhag Rahi Hu
Banta: Are Vah Bahut Badhiya Mere Paas Aur Samay Donon Bach Gae
Mini: Papa Main Chitthi Padh Rahi Hun Jo Mammi Rakhkar Gayi Hai