Pappu: Teacher! Teacher! Bunty swallowed two 5 rupee coins. Teacher: Now, why would he do that? Pappu: It was his lunch money!31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes
Pappu: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Bunty: What? Pappu: Guardians of the Galaxy!31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes
Bunty: Bhai Samosa Khayega? Pappu: Nahi Aaj Mera Upvaas Hai. Bunty: Paise Main Dunga. Pappu: Hari Chutney Zyada Dalwa Lena!31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes
Pinky: What are you running for, Pappu? Pappu: I'm trying to keep two fellas from fighting. Pinky: Who are the fellows? Pappu: Bunty and me!31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes
Teacher: What does a chicken gives you? Bunty: Eggs. Teacher: Very good! Now what does a pig gives you? Raju: Bacon! Teacher: Great! And what does a fat cow gives you? Pappu: Homework!31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes
Pappu to his sister, Pinky: I cried today when I failed in 2 subjects. Pinky: But you seem to be very happy now. Pappu: Yes, I learnt my friend, Bunty failed in 5 subjects!31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes