Pappu: I think I should have a new pet or a new girlfriend. Bunty: Why? Pappu: I'm running out of passwords!31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes
Jeeto to her son, "Now, Pappu, you can't have the hammer to play with. You'll hit your fingers." Pappu: No, I won't, Mom. Bunty is going to hold the nails!31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes
Pappu was perplexed by a question in the examination. Q: What are 'gills'? Pappu tried hard to remember but in vain. Then he asked Bunty sitting behind him. Bunty: They have some connection with fish. Pappu's eyes lit up and he wrote... GILLS are found in Punjab and generally in Ludhiana. They're very found of alcohol which they enjoy everyday with 'Fried Fish'!31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes
Bunty: What is the best way to see flying saucers? Pappu: Pinch the waitress!31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes
Pappu: You should see my girl. Beautiful as a mirage. Bunty: That's the wrong simile. A mirage is something you can see but can't get your hands on. Pappu: That's my girl!31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes
Pappu: I'm through with that girl. Bunty: Oh, why? Pappu: She asked me if I danced. Bunty: Well, what's wrong with that? Pappu: I was dancing with her when she asked me.31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes