CHAIN JOKES TEXT JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Sabr Aur Shukra Donon Ka Hi Bada Darja Hota Hai;
Sabra Musibat Ko Taalta Hai Aur Shukra Sukh Aur Chain Ko Badhata Hai
Isliye Agar Biwi Mayke Gayi Ho To Shukra Manayen Aur Ghar Par Ho To Aur Ghar Par Ho To Sabr Karen

Wife: Sone Ki Chain Kab Doge?
Husband: Chain Se Sone Kab Dogi?

Doctor(Santa Se): To Aapne Pina Kam Kiya Ya Nahin?
Santa: Nahin Bilkul Nahin
Doctor: Par Mainne To Tumhen Kaha Tha Ki Tumhen Apani Sharab Ke Bare Men Sochana Padega
Santa: Ji Isliye Main Ab Akele Baith Kar Pita Hu Taki Chain Se Soch Saku