CHORA CHORI JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Thanedar: Tumhare Yaha Chori Hui To Kitna Baja Tha?
Pathan: Char Latth Ham Par Aur Ek Latth Hamari Begam Par Baja Tha
Thanedar: Main Puch Raha Hu Ki Ghadi Men Kitna Baja Tha?
Pathan: Sahab Ghadi Par To Ek Hi Latth Baja Tha Tabhi Ghadi Toot Gai Thi

Thanedar: Jab Tumhare Yaha Chori Hui To Kitna Baja Tha?
Pathan: Char Latth Hampar Aur Ek Latth Meri Begam Par Baja Tha!
Thanedar: Main Puchta Hun Ki Ghadi Men Kitna Baja Tha?
Pathan: Sahab Ghadi Men To Ek Hi Latth Baja Tha Tabhi Ghadi Toot Gai Thi!

Santa Aur Jeeto Chori Ke Vishay Par Baat Kar Rahe The
Santa: Jo Shakhs Chori Karta Hai Vo Bad Men Jarur Pachhata Hai
Jito Romantic Andaz Men Boli: Aur Tumne Jo Shadi Se Pahle Meri Nind Churai Thi Unke Baare Men Kyaa Khyaal Hai?
Santa: Kah To Raha Hu Jo Chori Karta Hai Vo Bad Men Pachhata Jarur Hai