India is the only country where petrol is measured in days and not in k.m. "Arey Parson Hi Toh Bharwaya Tha, 2 Din Mein Kaise Khatam Ho Geya?"31 Dec 2017English JokesHinglish Jokes
Santa: Three weeks ago, my wife learnt how to drive. Banta: But my wife told me that she hit a lamppost a couple of days back? Santa: Yes, now she's learning how to aim it!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes