DEKH BHAI JOKES FOR WHATSAPP JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Banta: Bhai Ye Khushiyan Kya Hoti Hain?
Santa: Pata Nahin Bhai Meri To Kam Umr Men Hi Shadi Ho Gai Thi

Santa Ek Kilo Jalebi Khane Ke Bad Bola: Bhai Thodi Chini Do
Dukandar: Chini Kyon?
Santa: Soch Raha Hu Khane Ke Baad Kuch Meetha Ho Jaye!

Santa: Bill Le Aao!
Water: Ye Lijiye Aur Sar Tip?
Santa: Kya?
Water: Tip Do Na Sar!
Santa: Ladki Ke Chakkar Me Mat Padna Bhai Bahut Pange Hain!

Santa Ko Jab Doctor Behoshi Ka Injection Dene Lage To Vah Bola "Ek Minat Doctor Sahab"
Doctor Fauran Ruk Gaya
Santa Ne Apni Pocket Se Pers Nikala
Yah Dekhkar Doctor Bole "Are Bhai Fees Ki Koi Jaldi Nahin Hai"A
Santa: Fees Ki Mujhe Bhi Jaldi Nahin Hai Main To Apne Paise Gin Raha Hu

Jab Ladkiyon Ke Paas Kuchh Karne Ko Nahi Hota Hai,
Tab Wo Apna Mood Kharab Kar Leti Hain!

Bhai Logo Ek Jaroori Soochna Aayi Hai Financial Capital Mumbai Se
Woh 251/- Wala Mobile Mat Khareedna, Koi Keh Raha Tha Uski Resale Value Achhi Nahi Hai!