DHIRU BHAI JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Bhikari: Khane Ko Kuchh De Do Behen.
Behen: 2 Minutes Ruko Bhai.
Bhikari : Bhago Bhai, Yeh Toh Maggi Bana Rahi Hai!

Bihari: Ye Kaunsi Jagah Hai?
Platform Par Khada Santa Bola "Sale Bhiye Vahan Nawab Ban Ke Kyon Baitha Niche Aake Dekh Le"
Bihari Apane Sathi Se "Chalo Bhai Utaro 'Panjab' A Gaya"

Santa: Are Ye Tere Hath-Pair Kaise Toot Gaee?
Banta: Kuchh Nahin Yaar Wo Pados Men Jo Chaynie Rahta Hai Uski Bivi Mar Gai Pichhle Saal Hi Shadi Hui Thi
Santa: To?
Banta: To Kya Vah Ro Raha Tha To Maine Kaha Bhai Dukhi Mat Ho Bivi Ek Sal To Rahi Varna Chaina Ka Maal Itna Bhi Kahan Chalta Hai

Ek Baar Santa Sicil Chala Raha Tha Ki Achanak Ek Aadmi Sicil Se Takra Gaya
Aadmi Gusse Men Bola "Tere Se Ghanti Nahin Mari Jati?"
Santa: Bhai Sahab Puri Sicil To Maar Di Ab Ghanti Alag Se Marun?

Pyaar + Khayal + Dhamki = Maa
Pyaar + Darr = Papa
Pyaar + Saath = Behen
Pyaar + Ladai = Bhai
Pyaar + Zindagi = Dost
Pyaar + Khayal + Darr + Saath + Ladai + Dhamki = Patni

Thank God Doctor Ye Nahin Kehte
"Bhai' Chutte Nahi Hai Ek Operation Or Karwa Lo"