DUDH NON VEG JOKE JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Adhyapika: Agar Dharti Pe Pani Na Hota To Kya Hona Tha?
Pappu: Ham To Kangal Ho Jate Mere Papa Dudh Men Kya Milate

Adhyapika: Murgi Anda Deti Hai Aur Gay Dudh Deti Hai
To Aisa Kaun Hai Jo Dudh Bhi Deta Hai Aur Anda Bhi Deta Hai?
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Pappu: Dukandar!